im alone
in the restaurant of eternal damnedness
it came recommended
highly
i like stand up comedy
not being stood up
maybe they got the print wrong in the lonely hearts column
damned editors with high blood pressures.
ill have the wine
red
dry
thanks
“and will you be dining alone?”
hmmm…lets see, no get me a pina colada
my other personality likes things fruity.
the redhead arrives and i drink from her bosom generously
dark, sensual with a twist of frankly i dont give a fck.
the way i like it.
iLL have the soup
danke schon mein liebe
music arrives
the violin player
pouring some fckin tabasco on my licked wounds
yes yes… lovely now fck off
the soup
the chicken noodle
soup
“waiter” i mumble
“yes madam?”
there is a fly in my soup
No no…please accept with our commiserations
the redhead winks as i grabble for her comforts
who said nothing in life was for free.
Tainted
