how to write a really bad lesbian poem

15 05 2008

don’t write it when you’re happy
write it when you’re sad
dip your pen in misery
to make it really bad

for full dramatic effect
write in lilac ink
purple prose and poetry
makes a delightful stink

you must use lots of cliches
you have to make it trite
if it starts looking original
dumb it down to get it right

don’t worry about rhythm
ignore the rules of rhyme
just ramble, be expressive
good writing is a crime

do the world a favour
show it to all your friends
it’s the gift that keeps on giving
lesbian poetry never ends

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2 responses

15 05 2008
tissueissue

yay, what an awesome poem written by deadned. yay.

15 05 2008
sallymei

naais 🙂

my blog, but not poetry

http://sallyrambles.wordpress.com/

yay, done!

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